Diana from Myths of the Mirror blog has a writing challenge underway. You can find it here: https://mythsofthemirror.com/2022/01/09/writing-challenge-the-teetering-tbr-pile/.
Poets and writers are challenged to write a poem or story about their TBR. I have used poetic license and written a poem about how my TBR came into existence.
The Invasion by Robbie Cheadle
A loud aggressive ring
brought me fast to the door
I opened it innocently
not knowing the score
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A long line of books
stood like soldiers of yore
each flashing it’s title
like a banner of war
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“We’re looking for sanctuary”
declared Orwell, leader of all
“You’re a lover of books
so we’re paying you a call.”
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“But I’ve simply no room”
I replied with a gasp
“We’ll make a plan, dear”
And they quickly marched past.
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Up the corridor they tramped
Into my library, so full
“Wake up and make room”
Orwell roared like a bull.
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Shakespeare, Hardy, and Austen
Regarded him with distain
“You’re ‘cleared out’ trash!
You may not remain.”
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“Now don’t be unkind,
you’re also not new.
We’ve been disregarded
and we’re in quite a stew.”
***
“Fine, we’ll move forward
and you go in behind”
Before I could stop them
my shelves were redesigned.
***
What a fabulous sight
to see the outcasts stowed
It filled my heart with delight
‘though the shelves overflowed.
***
And that was the start
of my sanctuary for books
Some people find it strange
and give me odd looks
***
“Books are inanimate
They can’t speak to you”
What nonsense they talk
If only they knew.
I loved this fabulous poem, Robbie. Books deserve to be applauded, and they can do so much more than talk to us!
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Hi ladies, I am so pleased you enjoyed this poem.
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I really did, Robbie… you were inspired!
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Reblogged this on anitadawesauthor.com.
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Thank you for sharing.
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Reblogged this on NEW BLOG HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thank you, Michael. Much appreciated.
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Bravo, Robbie! That was superb and so very clever. I LOVE IT!!
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HI Mae, thank you. I am quite bowled over by readers reaction to this poem. It seems to have given everyone a good laugh and I never think of myself as being amusing.
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THAT comment has me chuckling Robbie!
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Hooray! Robbie, I love your sanctuary for all the books – a wonderful and clever story/poem! We really have no choice when the books take over our shelves, rather sit back and relish all the reading ahead! 😀📖
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Hi Annika, thank you, I am delighted you enjoyed this poem. I have books everywhere in my house. They are in piles because I take them off the shelves and look at things in them and leave them for future reference. Poor hubby just about has to climb over them.
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I bet your hubby is quite an expert now at negotiating the latest pile of books and makes sure not even one is moved to another place! 😀
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He would never move my books, Annika. He knows I have an alphabetic system for my book shelves and wouldn’t dare to try and return anything to its proper place, poor man. I moan terribly if people put books on shelves because with so many, I can’t find them if my system is messed up.
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Yes! lol Loved this po-em, Robbie. Bravo. 🙂
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I am so glad, Meeks. It was great fun to write.
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Hi Meeks, I am delighted this poem gave you a chuckle. I enjoyed writing it.
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Good one, Robbie, and makes the TBR pile not so threatening. Almost cozy. I actually don’t like it when my pile shrinks to only 2-3 books!
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HI Noelle, I’m glad you liked this. If I ever got my TBR down to 3 or 4 books I’d throw a party. Mine is enormous and I never get it down as I just keep buying more books.
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You’d better do as they say, Robbie. A fun poem!
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I’m glad you enjoyed this poem, Mark.
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Buying any more books was forbidden, until more shelves have been put up. The books ignored this Thanks
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It was exactly like this. Thanks for visiting.
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That certainly hit the spot, Robbie. Excellent, Well done you! Cheers. xx
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Thank you, Joy, I’m pleased this poem amused you.
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