I had to share this poem because it made me laugh so much. Michael was given a list of words ending in ery and he had to write a poem using them. This is what he wrote:
He took his delivery
Of some interesting machinery
Up to the nursery
To investigate its mystery
He made the discovery
That to gain mechanical mastery
Takes more than meaningless flattery
and tools that are really cutlery.
I am still laughing!